Posts by stan livedeath

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New JW couple. Send them your well wishes here!

by JimmyPage in

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a few years ago a jw lost her husband.

she had enough money to build a nice home but she went over budget and the house remains unfinished.

this past year another jw lost his wife... but there is a happy ending!

KH for sale--Ryde --isle of Wight--UK

by stan livedeath in

sheer joy.. the local kingdumb hall is up for sale.

a quick build from 1984. i went in there once--for a relative's wedding.

half a million pounds.. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/commercial-property-for-sale/property-44198850.html.

stan livedeath

i used to attend shanklin in the 70's. they split in to 2--and share a purpose built hall in nearby Lake. my ex goes there.

another hall at Freshwater.

was one in Cowes--but was disbanded--my old dad was there. merged with Newport--had a purpose built hall--my dad chipped in £5000 to that----only to have it sold and a former windowless ex church purchased. this is shared by 2 congregations.

so--as far as i know--there will be just 3 halls left if Ryde gets sold.

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KH for sale--Ryde --isle of Wight--UK

by stan livedeath in

sheer joy.. the local kingdumb hall is up for sale.

a quick build from 1984. i went in there once--for a relative's wedding.

half a million pounds.. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/commercial-property-for-sale/property-44198850.html.

stan livedeath

about 8 miles away. my first wife goes there.

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KH for sale--Ryde --isle of Wight--UK

by stan livedeath in

sheer joy.. the local kingdumb hall is up for sale.

a quick build from 1984. i went in there once--for a relative's wedding.

half a million pounds.. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/commercial-property-for-sale/property-44198850.html.

stan livedeath

sheer joy.

the local kingdumb hall is up for sale. a quick build from 1984. i went in there once--for a relative's wedding.

half a million pounds.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/commercial-property-for-sale/property-44198850.html

jehovah will be leaving the building !

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1000 Years is Like 1 Day?

by Sorry in

anyone else hear about this.

as all j-dubs know, whenever someone complains about how long the "new system" is taking too arrive, they use the excuse that jehovah works on his own time.

quite a few times during the public talks, i've heard speakers say the phrase "1000 years to us is only one day to jehovah" (my parents never stop talking about this).

stan livedeath

i remember asking Ron Drage to explain to me about the 7000 year day. he abruptly said it was all in the societies publications. this conversation took place at a circuit assembly--in the UK about 1966. he was the DO then.

i wonder how many senior members really believed it.

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Learn To Speak Like A Jehovah's Witness

by pale.emperor in

for those who were never a jw, here's a fun guide to passing yourself as one:.

privilege [priv-lij] - a duty nobody would volunteer to do which is assigned to you without your say so.

such as cleaning the toilets, picking up other brats candy wrappers in the back row and being stuck on locking up duty for the 7th time in a row.. df'd [dee-eff'd] - disfellowshipped.

stan livedeath

on the werk.

--or--"on the work" for those who dont talk with a brummie accent.

this means your time wasted by going out and knocking on peoples doors to try to convert them. in the unlike event of you actually finding someone at home--dont worry--they wont be interested. see also:

the drive

the effort

rendezvous for service

field service

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1000 Years is Like 1 Day?

by Sorry in

anyone else hear about this.

as all j-dubs know, whenever someone complains about how long the "new system" is taking too arrive, they use the excuse that jehovah works on his own time.

quite a few times during the public talks, i've heard speakers say the phrase "1000 years to us is only one day to jehovah" (my parents never stop talking about this).

stan livedeath

one of the reasons i quit the cult--over 40 years ago--was having no faith in the 7,000 year long creative day nonsense. its only when i discovered the online world of xjw's that i found out that had been quietly dropped.

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So.....Blended VS Single Malt

by ctrwtf in

jw
friends

just wondering.

for you scotch lovers, i've been partial to singles for a long time, but was recently given a bottle of johnnie walker green.

i think i've fallen in love.

stan livedeath

they all taste the same to me--when drowned in coke.

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Crisis of Conscience - The Movie

by cedars in

i know... how cool would that be??!.

having just commented on the post by trailerfitter about the situation with his wife, and how i have personally found the book crisis of conscience by ray franz to be the perfect antidote to the society's perception of itself as being god's earthly organisation, the thought occurred to me: what if there was a movie about ray franz and his life?

obviously the society would be in uproar, and letters would be read out to all congregations all over the world not to go and see it, but just imagine!

stan livedeath

i cant imagine any member of the great unwashed general public paying to see a film about jehovahs witnesses.

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Pyramid Schemes

by schnell in

several years ago, i was introduced to a "wonderful" company called fortune hi tech marketing by a brother and his wife.

they had been introduced by a former sheriff who claims he had researched the company and found no leins or judgments, and that former sheriff had been brought in by a pastor.

you can read what happened with fhtm on wikipedia if you so desire.. this whole new idea of multilevel marketing had my brain reeling, though, and soon enough, i actually signed up with none other than prepaid legal.

stan livedeath

" I remember when "high colonics" was in style. I could never bring myself to have this done."

you mean--someone shoves a hosepipe up your jacksie ?